六人英语话剧剧本A Beautiful Trap Wan美陷阱 两位女大学生出去找兼职,Que被欺骗。 Cast Gwen: Senior high school student Rita: Mom / Customer A Fanny: Waitress Ivy: Gwen’s friend David: Father / Customer B Willie: Boss -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENE I Father and Mother are at home. Gwen just gets home. Gwen: I’m home, Mom, Dad. Mom: How’s your day, Gwen? Gwen: Not bad. I’m tired of taking buses to school every day. Father: Why? Gwen: The bus is so crowded every morning. Mom: I don’t understand. What’s your point? Gwen: I want to buy a motorcycle - a Harley. Father: What!! Harley! Are you insane? Mom: (to father) Calm down. (to Gwen) I understand your situation. I would agree if you want to buy a normal motorcycle, but Harley! Forget it. Gwen: But I want it so much. I’ve always wanted one. Father: OK. I can contribute some for the motorcycle, but you have to pay the rest yourself. Mom: I agree with your dad. Gwen: Oh! Yes! Are you sure? But I don’t have any money to pay for it! Father: You can use your New Years’ Red Envelope money or find a part-time job. Gwen: Hey, it sounds like a great idea to get a part-time job. Mom: You have to keep your eyes open when you look for a part-time job. Gwen: Don’t worry. I’ll be careful. Father: I can give you some advice and experience. When I was a teenager, I used to work as a porter. It was very tough, but I learned how to be responsible and how to use time. So will you. (change of tone) I remember I almost lost my life one day. Gwen: Thanks, Dad. I think I can handle it. I’l l be careful. SCENE II Gwen: Ivy, I want to find a part-time job. Are you interested in getting one for yourself, too? Ivy: It sounds great! I can search on the Internet for job opportunities. Gwen: Then I can look at the ads in the newspaper. (After 2 to 3 minutes) Gwen: Look! Here’s something interesting. It looks good. Ivy: Let me see... let’s make a phone call to see what the job is about. (Phone rings. Gwen and Ivy are calling the “I Need You” Company.) Boss: This is “I Need You” company! May I help you? Ivy: I need a part-time job, and I saw your ads in the newspaper, so … Boss: I see! Could you come to our company this Wednesday afternoon? Ivy: What? Boss: Oh! We’d li ke to interview you personally. Ivy: Is it alright if my friend comes along? Boss: No problem. You and your friend can come together. Ivy: Thank you. Bye. Boss: You’re welcome. See you! (hangs up.) Gwen: What did he say? Ivy: He said we can have interviews this Wednesday afternoon. Gwen: Great! Let’s do it. We can meet there. Ivy: I’m a little bit nervous. Gwen: It’ll be fine. Don’t worry. SCENE III (Wednesday afternoon, Gwen and Iv y are at the “I Need You” Company. They enter the company.) Boss: Hi, nice to meet you! Have a seat! Take it easy. O.K.! First, do you have any work experience? Gwen: No. Ivy: Me, either. Boss: That’s O.K. You’re just what o ur company needs. You can learn on the job. Second, do you have any talents? Like dancing or singing? Ivy: Well…. Gwen: I love singing. My friend says I sing well. Boss: Very good! Ivy: May I ask what this job is about? What do you want us to do? Boss: It’s easy. You just need to sing and chat with customers. They might give you some extra tips if they like you. Gwen: Oh! It sounds great! I can get a lot of money! I’ll take this job! What do you think, Ivy? Ivy: Umm... but I’m not good at singing or dancing. Boss: It’s O.K.! Fanny… Fanny: Yes. Boss: She can teach you how to do this job well. It’s not hard. Gwen: How about the salary? Boss: Ha, ha! As to the salary, I won’t disappoint you. I promise you’ll be a rich girl in a few days. (shows a cunning smile) Ivy: I don’t think I can do it. It sounds fishy to me. I think we should ask more about what exactly we have to do. Gwen: Come on! Take it easy. It’s a good opportunity. We’ll make a lot of money. Just think about the money! Ivy: No, I’m sorry. I guess the job is not for me. Gwen: All right! Suit yourself. Ivy: Good luck. Bye. (exits) Fanny: Hi. Hmm…(looks at Gwen from head to toes) I think I’ll change the way you look, O.K.? (She starts to change Gwen’s hair style and her clothes and shoes; she also puts make-up on Gwen) SCENE IV (Gwen’s first day of work at a bar) Customer A: Wow, Fanny! Look at that girl! What a cute girl! Customer B: I’ve never seen her before. Who is she? Fanny: This is Gwen. It’s her first day here. Gwen: Hi. (She appears shy and uneasy.) Customer A: Come sit beside me. Customer B: Dance with me. (They both d rag Gwen’ arms.) Gwen: Umm… What’s this all about? What’s going on? (Gwen starts to cry and turns to run away.) Fanny: Wait, wait! Stop it! Come back! Hey, what are you doing? Gwen: That man touched my butt. Fanny: So what? It’s no big deal. Take it easy. No matter what they do to you, you should always show respect to them and obey them. Gwen: (Sobs) Oh! The job is so different from what I have thought. I can’t do it! I can’t stand it! I want to qu it! SCENE V At Gwen’s home Gwen: I can’t believe this. Darn! How stupid I was. It‘s disgusting. (Gwen’s still crying.) Mom: What’s wrong with you, honey? Gwen: It’s terrible. I don’t know how to tell you. Father: What’s the problem? Tell us. Gwen: I got a part-time job the other day. And today was my first day of work. I thought they just want me to be a performer, singing some songs and dancing for other people. But the customers there harassed me. They were evil. They touche d me and it made me feel awful. I couldn’t do it, so I ran away. Mom: What? Why did you choose this kind of jobs? Are you blind? Are you that stupid? Father: Calm down, both of you! You have to remember this experience. You should be careful when you choose a job. Didn’t I tell you that? Mom: If you have troubles finding a job, we’ll help you look for one from the Internet or newspapers. Father: It’s O.K. now. Stop it. Gwen: Thank you so much, Mom and Dad. I love you. Mom: We love you, too, honey
六人英语搞笑剧本 孔雀东南飞 Wander severy five miles Jiao仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) Liu兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) Jiao母Johnny’s mother (JMforshort) Liu母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) Tai守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) Qiang盗Burglars(ABandC) (Johnny（Jiao仲卿）作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸Tong,J被打中,狼狈不堪) Johnny（Jiao仲卿）:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(Xiao声)while my wifeis Wu Song. (Zhi着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (Nei砸出一脸盆, Johnny（焦仲卿）接Zhu当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (Nei又砸出一卷纸筒,击中Johnny（Jiao仲卿）) My God!Who can help me?(Xia) Act1 (序幕结Shu时,作窃听状) 焦母（JM）(Zhu拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? Liu兰芝Lunch (扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,Cong门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? Jiao母（JM）:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. Liu兰芝 Lunch :OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? Jiao母（JM）:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,sobrusque,so lazy…… Liu兰芝 Lunch :But…… 焦母（JM）:Never interrupt me! Liu兰芝 Lunch:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… Jiao母（JM）:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! Liu兰芝 Lunch (生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(Kai始解围裙)Goandask your son.I’m leaving!(Che下围裙,扔在焦母（JM）的脸上,下) Act2 (Jiao母（JM）坐在台上打毛线刘兰芝LuchNa着锅铲上) 刘兰芝(Luch):Mum,I’m back! Jiao母（JM）:You are back?Why?What happened? Liu兰芝(Luch):I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. Jiao母（JM）(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… 1 Liu兰芝(Luch):But,mum…… Jiao母（JM）:Never interrupt me! Liu兰芝(Luch):Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. Liu母Lunch’smother (大喜):Nice girl!Justnow,I met the mayor’s son in the market.Hesaid:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(Xia) 刘兰芝(Luch):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(Shou中的锅 铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(Xia) Act3 (焦仲卿JohnnyShui眼惺忪上) 焦仲卿Johnny (Bian走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (Zou了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(Wen一下) Er!Howsmelly!They are still dirty! (Tu然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (Ta的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(Jian起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. Jiao母（JM）:Where’s my breakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? Jiao仲卿Johnny:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone! Jiao母（JM）(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeisuseless.Lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! Jiao仲卿Johnny(立正敬礼):Yes madam! Act4 (Jiao仲卿Johnny开心地走着，忽然跳出来San个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me!(Tai脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(Yi抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street---(Yu踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! Jiao仲卿Johnny (搜遍了每一个口袋，Tao出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough? (San强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) 2 A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we can notrobany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! Jiao仲卿Johnny (惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! Jiao仲卿Johnny:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet! (Tu然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’tyou?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? Jiao仲卿Johnny:No.But I’ve got this!(JTuo下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (Zhuan眼已到了婚礼之期．太守之子意气风发用红绸Qian着新娘上，刘兰芝Luch盖着红盖头极不Qing愿地被拉上台) (焦仲卿JohnnyHe三强盗跃至台中) ABC&焦仲卿Johnny:Heyyou!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street--- Jiao仲卿Johnny:Give us all your money! Liu兰芝(Luch)听到焦仲卿Johnny的声Yin，掀起了盖头) 刘兰芝(Luch) (Jing喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞Ben到焦仲卿Johnny的身边并躲到了的身后) (Tai守之子大怒，挥拳向焦仲卿JohnnDa来．焦仲卿Johnny矮身一躲，太Shou之子打中了焦仲卿Johnny身后的刘兰芝(Luch)，Liu兰芝(Luch)晕倒) 焦仲卿Johnny (Huo冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（Hui拳向太守之子冲去） (焦仲卿JohnnyYu太守之子混战，焦母上，以拐杖击晕太守之子) (Jiao仲卿Johnn将太守之子胸前的新郎Biao志扯下戴在自己胸前) 焦仲卿Johnny(Fu起刘兰芝(Luch)，关切地问):Honey,how are you? Liu兰芝(Luch)(哭状):I hurt a lot! Jiao仲卿Johnny:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (Xia) 刘兰芝(Luch) (起身Qu追):Wait for me! (跑下) 3
New Year’s Eve Chu夕的传说,一个很优秀的剧本,讲述了除Xi的传说,就是有一个怪物叫“夕 Characters Monster who likes to eat people, especially on Chinese New Year’s Eve() Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster ( ) Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster () Neighbors C () Neighbors D () Neighbors E () Monster () Scene I SETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village. AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another. C: Tomorrow is Chinese New Y ear’s Eve. D: Oh, my god!It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve again. E: We must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster. C: Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year. D:And eat all the people. E: That’s terrible!Old lady A’s husband and children were eaten by the monster last year. C: Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. D: We must tell her to run away with us. E: Yes, don’t let the tragedy happen again. CDE: (Run to the old lady A’s home) Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now. C: Yes, take your baggage and go with us. D: Hurry up, we have no time to waste. E: Why? A: I want to fight with the monster!It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it. C: No, No, No, it’s not safe. D: You won’t win by yourself! E: And you will be eaten, too. CDE: You must go with us!! A: I’m too old, and I don’t want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die. CDE: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. (C, D, E run away) Scene II SETTING: old lady B is at Old lady A’s home AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door. B: Anyone home? A: (Opens the door) What are you doing here?You must run away with the other neighbors or you will be eaten by the monster. B: I’m too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat? A: All right, all right. B: (Eating dumplings) Why don’t you run away like everyone else? A: I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children. B: But it is too difficult. A: I don’t care. B: Do you have any method to deal with it? B: In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster. A: Really?How? B: Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away. A: So what are we waiting for?Let’s do it now. B: You are right!It’s getting darker and darker outside. Scene III SETTNG: Outside A’s home. AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home. Monster: Ha!Ha!Ha!After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now. It’s time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. (Knocking on the door.) Anybody home?I won’t hurt you, just open the door. (When it sees the red paper on the door.) Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it. Stay away from me. AB: (Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes) You bad monster. Now it’s your turn to feel afraid. (They beat drums and strike gongs.) Monster: Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore. Please forgive me. A: You ate all my family. How can I forgive you? Monster: I’m sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go. B: I think the monster feels very sorry now. Monster: Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry. A: Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you. B: Yes, and never eat people anymore. Monster: Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. (They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never comes back anymore.) Scene IV SETTING: In the village. AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking. C: How did you do it? A: B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises. D: Wow!How do you know this?(To B) B: Actually, I’m a fairy. I’m here to help you fight the monster. E: Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor. B: You're welcome. Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. (Everyone is happy and clapping their hands.) THE DNE Xie谢大家观看!